Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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