Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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