I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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