party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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