I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Please, let me fuck your mom
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
