Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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