I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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