but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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