Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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