I look better un-naked...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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