Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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