my mouth tastes like poor choices
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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