do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Randomize
