Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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