Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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