Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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