Are we in a gay sports bar?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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