Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Your penis caused this!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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