yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I am available for nakedness
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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