Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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