Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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