I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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