I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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