im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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