I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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