Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i just google imaged poop.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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