Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Randomize
