I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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