Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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