I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
My balls are so social today.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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