we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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