So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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