i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Randomize
