All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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