If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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