i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Randomize