I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
