is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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