I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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