are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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