You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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