We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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