Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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