So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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