I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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