used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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