i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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