We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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