I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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