whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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