We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Randomize
