i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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