Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
A+ Viking dick
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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