There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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