i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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