My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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