i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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