I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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