Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
