i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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