If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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